Ugin, the Ineffable is on sale in this week’s MTG Weekly Deal! Got problems with your twin brother? Is he specifically being cruel, calculating or capricious? All of the above? Uh oh. Ugin has experience and it sounds like you need help. Enlist Ugin’s aid for 20% off before the sale ends January 5th!
If your twin brother is exhibiting any of the following symptoms contact your Ugin immediately: lack of empathy, malevolence, grandstanding, desires to lead an authoritarian empire, fratricidal thoughts, fratricidal actions, plotting, scheming, hiring of minions, blackmailing of minions, resurrection through mysterious means, super-villainy of any kind, enslaving lesser beings, monologuing (see super-villainy, above), acquisition of undead gods, pact-brokering, or murder.